Snowflake Sweaters

Tyler Durden said it best: “you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.” However, these snowflake sweaters will actually make you stand out a midst the onslaught of templated Christmas shoppers this season. In fact, these sweaters will actually make it seem cool to be flaky! Furthermore, there’s no better way to mask that dandruff problem than with a sweater full of snowflakes! Snowflake Candy Canes Sweater Let's face it: you just can't go wrong wearing a puke green sweater with 8 (actually 4)-bit looking snowflakes and Santas. The green goes quite nicely with blue jeans too by the way. Fruit Cake Christmas Sweater Nothing says "Fruit Cake" like a green sweater that says, well, "Fruit Cake." Especially it also happens to have snowflakes. Snowman Christmas Sweater Don't be fooled by the snowman with the phallically suggestive carrot sticking out of what, in snowman terms happens to be his pelvis. This sweater is totally flaky. Big Santa Claus Sweatshirt Yes, this sweater suffers from an obscenely huge Santa head. And yes this sweater is actually a sweatshirt and therefore not technically a sweater at all. Nevertheless it has flakes and therefore still belongs here.